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Lyfe.

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via bloggingshitthatdoesntmakesense)

earthtonataliee:

olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

(via bloggingshitthatdoesntmakesense)

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

(via searchbeauty)

officialschool:

officialschool:

I’m sitting next to a sick person on the bus and I have a weak immune system and I don’t wanna get sick before school should I move omg

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sometimes i worry about some of u

(via heyheystephen)

textpoops:

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

(via n0nchalantlycuri0us)

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via heyheystephen)

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via iloniii)

hip-hop-lifestyle:

the only D youre getting is a duel

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(via sushitinker)

squiter-bites:

got-street-savoir-faire:

So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat

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sir

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young sir 

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please sir

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i would be quite grateful if you

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please young sir

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please stop

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i didnt sign up for this

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sir

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help me

GOD I LOVE CATS

(via this-url-is-used)

tortellinigirl:

IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA

(via heyheystephen)

jamvert:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

vive la france

(via bookjunkie26)

Lyfe.